Saturday, March 7, 2009

Political Correctness

Funny email that I got about being politically correct.  Haha
 
 
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to them as

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .
And furthermore ... 

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN
AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' -
She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'  

2. She is not ' EASY ' -
She is
 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'  

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' -
She is a
 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR
OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'  

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' -
She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'  

5. She does not 'NAG' you -
She becomes  ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'  

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' -
She is a
 ' LOW COST PROVIDER.' 
 

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN 
AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:  

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' -
He has developed a
 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY..'  

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' -
He is  ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'  

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' -
He   ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

  
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'  

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' -
He develops a case of
 RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see
hanging out of his pants -
It's   'REAR CLEAVAGE.'


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