This is a blog about random happenings in my everyday life.
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.'You must now refer to them asAPPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .And furthermore ... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMENAND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' -She is a' BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not ' EASY ' -She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' -She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUROFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' -She is a'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you -She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' -She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' -He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY..' 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' -He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.' 3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' -He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.' 4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.' 5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' -He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'6. It's not his 'CRACK' you seehanging out of his pants -It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.'
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