"I will be given liberty or I will be given death by you"
-Give me liberty or give me death!
"It must be done by you!"
-Just do it
"You are loved by me, man!"
-I love you man
"No, should be said by you to drugs!"
-Say no to drugs.
"It is being loved by me"
-I'm lovin' it.
and for my favorite...
"Sexual relations with that woman were not had by me."
-I did not have sexual relations with that woman.